OH HE FLEXIBLE

$25.00

Trees on ski hills have a WEIRD QUIRK. They bend at their base! All thanks to thick snow packs pushing on their lower trunk every winter. When they straighten higher up to counteract the bend, they end up looking like this tree!

THE THREE RULES:

1) It's always Comfort Colors® Tees u baddies, high quality stuff

2) They will always be affordable because why would I rip u off

3) You wear it PROUD and vow to teach curious onlookers about the nature on your CHEST (I will SUE you if you don't)

    - ur friend, Kenneth Wildebeest (full name)***

***If DHL/Customs emails you to pay to release the package, don't pay! Ignore it! It will still get to you!

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.